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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Application Operations Engineer jobs? · Latest report #6wsfs3bi
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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou spend all day patching leaks that your own scripts created.
Professional firefighter for your own broken code deployments.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Infrastructure that heals before you notice.
split.you▸ OPSCORE GEN-7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates root cause analysis during outages
You monitor server health, deploy hotfixes, and manage infrastructure scaling. You fight alerts to keep applications running.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the production build broke at 3am on a Sunday.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents suppress noise and close known alert patterns automatically.
Month 4
Auto-scaling policies replace failing nodes without manual intervention.
Month 8
Validation models reject human errors before they reach production.
Month 13
Continuous delivery pipelines verify and roll out updates independently.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system monitors itself, rendering the human operations role obsolete.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
12 milliseconds
Average Time to Mitigate
Critical
Human Alert Fatigue
42 percent
Script Failure Rate
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own alert dashboard.
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