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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsA middleman between broken code and people who don't care.
Professional translator of tech debt into vague progress reports.
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Bureaucracy at the speed of light.
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You manage legacy software lifecycles by attending meetings and explaining why the system is down again.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the legacy database crashed at 3am.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI crawls legacy codebases to document the undocumented logic.
Month 4
Agents satisfy security audits by simulating consistent internal checks.
Month 8
Machines take over communication with third-party software vendors.
Month 13
System starts attending meetings to provide status updates autonomously.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system runs itself and cancels all unnecessary meetings.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
4,200 annually
Meetings endured
99.8 percent
Uptime percentage
Always shrinking
Budget status
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a private sector startup.
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