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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou are just a human error message waiting to be cleared.
Professional ticket-escalator and amateur legacy-code translator.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating the middleman out of existence.
glub.youAI▸ BANKOS BRIDGE-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
patches bugs before they are even reported
You translate bank software needs into IT tickets. You babysit legacy code that hates its own existence.
The one thing AI can't do
You can tell which managers are lying about the system being down.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
Sensors monitor server stability to auto-restart frozen banking services.
Month 4
An AI agent categorizes and closes 80 percent of your tickets.
Month 8
Permission requests move to a self-service portal without your intervention.
Month 12
Regulatory compliance scripts replace your manual testing and validation.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your account is deactivated as the system manages its own updates.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
too slow
Ticket resolution speed
excessive
Coffee consumed
constant
Legacy system crashes
Your severance
A PDF copy of the company handbook.
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