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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Application Support Analyst jobs? · Latest report #mezdbtct
Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYou are just a human error log that requires health insurance.
Professional gatekeeper of the login screen.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Resolving tickets before users even notice.
nom.you▸ TICKETTERMINATOR 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autocloses tickets with sarcastic bot responses
You triage incoming tickets, escalate bugs to developers, and manage production access. You are a glorified human relay.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is lying about their own user error.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An AI agent sorts incoming tickets faster than your morning coffee.
Month 3
The machine learns your responses and writes its own documentation.
Month 6
Common production fixes are now deployed by scripts without your input.
Month 10
System anomalies are fixed before a single user ticket arrives.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your login credentials are revoked, leaving you to finally go outside.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
0.002 seconds
Average Time to Triage
99.8 percent
Human Error Probability
Extreme
Ticket Boredom Level
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a coding bootcamp.
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