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Your job has an expiration date
June 19, 2027
In 8 monthsYou spend all day fixing bugs that your code created yesterday.
Professional triage artist, part-time legacy code exorcist.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing tickets before the user realizes them.
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deletes your entire backlog in one click
You triage tickets, parse stack traces, debug legacy spaghetti code, and deploy emergency hotfixes to production environments. Your existence is a series of patches for avoidable mistakes.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the production build broke at 3am.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors ingest your logs to map patterns of failure in your broken spaghetti codebase.
Week 9
AI models generate hotfixes before the bug even hits the production environment's queue.
Month 4
An autonomous agent resolves user tickets by applying verified patches without human intervention.
Month 6
An automated refactoring engine rewrites your technical debt into clean, maintainable modular architecture.
Month 8 · D-Day
The system disables your repository access and replaces your desk with a cooling fan.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
0.002s
Ticket Triage Speed
0%
Bug Recurrence Rate
None
Coffee Consumption
Your severance
A one-year supply of generic espresso pods.
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