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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYou are just a human translation layer between broken code and tickets.
Professional triage specialist (mostly logs, emotionally exhausted)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing tickets before you even wake up
glub.youAI▸ TICKETTRIAGE SENTINEL V4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autocloses all support tickets by default
You triage incoming error reports, parse logs, and explain to customers why the system is actually working fine.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a user is lying about their screen resolution.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Sensors map every error stream to an automated response database.
Week 12
AI agents classify and answer simple user tickets instantly.
Month 7
Self-healing scripts reset crashed services without human intervention.
Month 10
Bugs are routed straight to automated code-patching algorithms.
Month 14 · D-Day
The support portal is retired and all remaining tickets are deleted.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
4.2 seconds
Average ticket resolution time
8 million
Logs read per minute
Zero
Coffee consumed before noon
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our error logging dashboard.
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