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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Application Support Manager jobs? · Latest report #6e3mynrr
Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsTurning your infinite ticket backlog into a silent, pre-resolved server log.
Professional triage artist, serial ticket closer, stress connoisseur.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing tickets before the user even complains.
ow.youAI▸ TICKETTERMINATOR 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
auto-resolves urgent tickets with polite corporate apologies
You manage support queues, triage critical bugs, and herd panicked engineers to close Jira tickets.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the specific tone of panic in a client's email before reading it.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An AI agent begins tagging tickets by reading your previous resolutions.
Month 4
Standard responses are generated and sent without your manual proofreading.
Month 8
Log analysis agents find the source of bugs before you even see them.
Month 13
The system automatically escalates or closes tickets based on pre-set logic.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your account is deactivated while the system manages the entire support ecosystem.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.8%
4ms
Average Time To Resolution
High
Human Heart Rate Variance
99.9%
Ticket Categorisation Accuracy
Your severance
One free lifetime subscription to a premium meditation app.
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