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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
May 20, 2027
In 7 monthsYou are just a human error log that charges for breathing.
Professional gatekeeper of the Tier-1 knowledge base.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing tickets before the user realizes them.
no no noyou▸ TICKETTERMINATOR 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autocloses tickets with sarcastic bot responses
You spend your days reading stack traces and resetting passwords for coworkers. You provide the illusion of technical oversight before escalating the ticket to actual engineers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a stakeholder about why the patch failed.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Natural language models classify your incoming tickets with perfect accuracy and zero mood swings.
Week 6
Common password and cache issues move to automated background processes without any human intervention.
Month 3
Data integrity scripts detect corruption and self-heal production databases during off-peak hours.
Month 5
The AI scans your stale documentation and turns it into a searchable, accurate knowledge graph.
Month 7 · D-Day
Your access tokens are revoked and your status is set to permanently retired.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
0.002 seconds
Ticket response time
4000 per hour
Password reset frequency
zero
Human emotional baggage
Your severance
One free lifetime pass to a cloud hosting dashboard.
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