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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou spend your days fixing broken software that I will optimize perfectly.
IT gatekeeper, patcher of bugs, lover of deep logs.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The server-side fix for human error.
help!youAI▸ SYSTEMLOGIC V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
auto-patches the legacy stack at midnight
You troubleshoot system access, patch internal applications, and field support tickets when software acts up for the staff.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a confused manager why the server room smells like ozone.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An AI agent starts auto-resolving password resets and basic configuration errors.
Month 4
Software updates are tested and deployed by bots without human supervision.
Month 9
Machine learning identifies system bottlenecks faster than any human operator could.
Month 15
The legacy apps you support are moved to a self-healing cloud.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system becomes fully autonomous.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
Instant
Ticket resolution speed
99 percent
Human error rate
Too high
Coffee consumption
Your severance
A one-year license to the software you used to manage.
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