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December 6, 2027
In 13 monthsYou are just a human password reset button with better benefits.
Hospital gatekeeper managing software for doctors who hate computers.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated ticketing for the healing arts.
blub.you▸ ADMINBOT MEDICAL V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates access rights across every hospital ward
Managing hospital software access, troubleshooting user tickets, and scheduling internal meetings. You are the digital bottleneck in a high-stakes environment.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a surgeon why the printer isn't printing in real-time.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI categorizes your incoming helpdesk emails and suggests canned resolutions to minimize human contact.
Month 3
Implement biometric password reset portals that bypass your need to manually verify user identities.
Month 6
Automated agents synchronize calendars across hospital departments to eliminate your manual scheduling efforts.
Month 10
System-wide software access is now dynamically managed by role-based identity protocols without manual input.
Month 13 · D-Day
Your access credentials are revoked as the system achieves full operational autonomy.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.1%
0.04 seconds
Ticket response time
Zero percent
Password reset error
Nonexistent
Coffee consumption
Your severance
A decommissioned tablet and a lifetime of password hints.
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