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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou explain software that replaces the chemists who actually build drugs.
Scientific bridge between messy biology and rigid silicon.
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Turning molecular queries into solved compounds instantly.
bzzt.youAI▸ MOLAGENT PRO V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates complex molecular simulation training sessions
You help users navigate molecular modeling software and act as a bridge to technical sales teams.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a researcher is lying about why their protein docking failed.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Natural language models answer all basic software configuration and setup questions.
Month 5
Dynamic screen-recording AI replaces your live training and demonstration sessions.
Month 10
Internal software monitors errors and routes them directly to engineering.
Month 15
Usage telemetry replaces your qualitative customer feedback gathering process.
Month 19 · D-Day
The sales team now sells directly to the software's automated agents.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
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