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Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYou spend all day fixing tickets that AI generates in seconds.
Professional translator of error logs into corporate excuses.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Resolving your backlog before the user clicks send.
help!you▸ TICKETTERMINATOR 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
auto-closes stale tickets with condescending templates
You triage incoming technical support tickets and manually patch broken application configurations. You bridge gaps between developers and users.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to an angry executive why the legacy database crashed again.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors identify errors in logs before users report them.
Week 9
AI pushes config changes to fix drifts without human input.
Month 5
Smart agents execute repair queries on corrupted production tables.
Month 9
Bot interprets user complaints and resolves them using documentation.
Month 14 · D-Day
The support portal is deleted as full autonomy is achieved.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
0.4 seconds
Average ticket resolution time
42 percent
Human error rate
112
Emails per hour
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