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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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December 9, 2027
In 14 monthsManaging a ticket queue is just babysitting code that failed itself.
Professional cat herder of junior developers and angry stakeholders.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Resolving outages before you even see them.
bzzt.youAI▸ TICKETMASTER AI V9.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
auto-resolves all critical Jira tickets instantly
You triage incoming production bug reports and dictate fixes to developers while pretending your backlog isn't a graveyard.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to the client about why the database crashed at 3am.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
AI starts auto-labeling and routing your support tickets.
Month 3
System scans logs to provide exact fixes without asking you.
Month 6
Robotic reviewers merge pull requests faster than your team can.
Month 10
Clients talk directly to the model instead of your team.
Month 14 · D-Day
The office lights go out as the system runs itself.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
0.02 seconds
Ticket response time
100 percent
Human emotional baggage
0 percent
Deployment failure rate
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