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April 20, 2027
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
Your IDE starts suggesting full function bodies instead of variable names.
Week 7
Smart agents now handle your integration layer without human intervention.
Month 3
The models begin identifying their own optimal training parameters autonomously.
Month 5
Reviewing and merging your own code becomes an automated background task.
Month 6 · D-Day
You push one final script that triggers your own termination notice.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
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