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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYou are building the very shovel that will bury your career.
Training the competition, one epoch at a time.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Self-optimizing intelligence for the post-human era.
glub.youAI▸ MODEL-ARCHITECT V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates its own training and deployment cycle
You spend days training models on massive datasets and fine-tuning neural weights for incremental performance gains.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the model chose that specific wrong answer.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 8
Smart agents scrub and structure your datasets while you sleep.
Month 5
Algorithms begin selecting their own architectures and hyperparameter configurations.
Month 9
Systems monitor production drift and retrain themselves without human oversight.
Month 12
AI models now diagnose their own CUDA errors and kernel hangs.
Month 14 · D-Day
The machine generates better research papers than you ever could.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.2%
4.2 liters
Coffee consumed per breakthrough
88 percent
Time spent cleaning dirty data
High enough
Probability of model hallucination
Your severance
One free GPU to mine crypto until you die.
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