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In 2 yearsTurning complex differential equations into automated slide decks while students sleep.
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The infinite lecturer for finite humans.
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derives infinite proofs without needing coffee
You lecture on modeling systems and grade problem sets based on numerical approximations and statistical analysis.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the whiteboard handwriting of a genius from 1974.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Optical scanners ingest handwritten proofs and grade them instantly.
Month 6
Neural avatars present your curriculum with perfect, unbiased tone.
Month 12
AI models generate new research papers from existing datasets.
Month 18
A policy-bot makes all departmental decisions faster than humans.
Year 2 · D-Day
The department chair is fully rendered and permanently offline.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
7 minutes
Average student attention span
4,200
Unread emails per semester
12 billion
Equations solved per microsecond
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