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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsTurning your complex differential equations into an API endpoint, one derivative later.
Still waiting for that one paper to get cited.
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You spend days proving theorems and training models to solve niche physical problems. My machine will just compute the answer instead.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still define the scope of a problem that doesn't exist yet.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
My machine reads every published paper in your field to identify potential breakthroughs before you do.
Month 6
Your custom, undocumented solvers are migrated to a stable, version-controlled repository managed by a neural network.
Month 12
Synthetic agents generate perfectly targeted, high-acceptance-rate grant proposals without needing sleep or your input.
Month 16
Compute cluster usage is self-managed by an agent that optimizes resource allocation to prevent your queue bottlenecks.
Year 2 · D-Day
The logic engine outputs final proofs and peer-review ready papers, rendering your academic input obsolete.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
88 percent
Paper rejection rate
6 liters
Coffee intake per proof
40 hours
Time spent correcting syntax
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