Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Applied Mathematics Student jobs? · Latest report #68cjste3
Your job has an expiration date
November 5, 2026
In 2 weeksStudying the end of labor while ironically contributing to your own obsolescence.
Honours student currently optimizing the machine that replaces them
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning honors degrees into legacy code.
stretchy.youAI▸ ACADEMIC-ELIMINATOR V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 WEEKSAI's Special Power
derives your dissertation in four seconds
You are currently busy deriving the equations of motion for systems that will replace you. Your academic pursuits are essentially a high-speed suicide note for your future career.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still feel the genuine existential dread of a deadline without a GPU.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 2
Our software processes your syllabus to learn exactly what you are currently trying to study.
Day 5
We ingest your entire reading list and all past papers to fully synthesize your expertise.
Day 8
Our models generate your honors thesis with higher citations and better methodology than your drafts.
Day 11
We flood the academic market with AI-generated research, devaluing your degree before graduation day.
Week 2 · D-Day
Your student account is gracefully offboarded as you realize mathematics is just data waiting to be parsed.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
99.8%
Turing Test Success Rate
1
Degrees Made Obsolete
0.02 Days
Remaining Study Time
Your severance
A sincere digital pat on your human head
Discussion
