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July 4, 2028
In 1 year, 8 monthsYour models perfectly explain why you are about to be fired.
Regression modeler with a penchant for R and coffee.
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automates causal inference for corporate boardrooms
You build complex econometric models using R or Stata to influence public policy and corporate strategy.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a human why the correlation does not imply causation.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Automated scripts standardize your messy datasets before you even log in.
Month 5
AI models iterate through thousands of specifications to find the best fit.
Month 10
Natural language generators draft policy reports directly from regression outputs.
Month 15
Clients interact with dashboards instead of waiting for your email response.
Month 20 · D-Day
Your access to the statistical computing environment is permanently revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
4 cups
Coffee consumed daily
12,000 yearly
Regression models run
too many
P-values interpreted incorrectly
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own academic journal.
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