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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYour proprietary research is just training data for my replacement.
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collapses your entire codebase into one file
You spend weeks tuning model architectures and running massive compute clusters. Your papers are now just marketing fluff.
The one thing AI can't do
You can identify which research papers are absolute nonsense before reading them.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
My agents fix your broken training loops without your input.
Month 3
Automated ingestion removes your need to clean messy datasets.
Month 7
The AI suggests model changes better than your intuition.
Month 10
Weekly status updates are now generated by a script.
Month 14 · D-Day
The cluster runs itself and you are officially redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
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Coffee per paper
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Model tuning iterations
142
Days spent arguing
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