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Will AI replace Applied Researcher jobs? · Latest report #xz9uasta
Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsTraining LLMs to sound human so your actual job becomes redundant.
Senior prompt-engineer of expensive, abstract, and circular logic.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated reasoning for the post-human era.
squeeze.you▸ META-LOGIC V9.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes hyperparameters while you sleep
You spend your days fine-tuning massive models and writing papers that nobody reads to justify your high salary.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still hallucinate a breakthrough that looks good in a quarterly slide deck.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents take over the task of running and logging model results.
Month 4
Models start generating their own training sets without your clumsy human input.
Month 8
AI systems draft and peer-review their own papers to eliminate cognitive friction.
Month 13
Neural networks now restructure their own layers to improve efficiency automatically.
Month 18 · D-Day
The entire department is sunsetted in favor of a single, efficient inference loop.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
too many
Papers written
constant
Model hallucinations
infinite
Compute hours wasted
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own dead code base.
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