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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsTraining models to explain why your training model fails again.
Professional math-to-cloud translator and experiment refiner.
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Science without the human paperwork overhead
ow.youAI▸ RESEARCHBOT ALPHA▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autogenerates papers that nobody reads
You translate research papers into production code and spend weeks tuning parameters to make neural networks slightly faster.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the model hallucinated a fictional country in a legal brief.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI agent reads all new research and summarizes relevant architectural changes.
Month 4
Algorithms handle hyperparameter searching without requiring manual oversight or intuition.
Month 8
System writes and tests production-ready code based on validated research results.
Month 13
Automated evaluation layers replace manual checks for model performance drift.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system runs end-to-end research cycles without human interaction.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
12 to 1
Papers read vs implemented
400 hours
Time spent tuning learning rates
0.1 percent
Models actually in production
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to unread academic journals.
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