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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsTraining humans to do tasks that machines already perform better and faster.
Professional repeater of things already documented in wikis.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Real-time behavioral correction for every hire.
oof.you▸ MENTORBOT SYNC 4.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes onboarding cycles to zero duration
You document standard operating procedures and oversee the repetitive training of new staff. Your role is an expensive bridge between incompetence and automation.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a trainee stops pretending they understand the workflow.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Interactive AI guides replace your verbal walkthroughs with real-time screen overlays for every trainee.
Month 4
Process sensors track trainee activity, replacing your manual observation with instant behavioral analytics and flagging.
Month 10
Training materials are auto-generated from live system logs, removing your need to manually update decks.
Month 15
Embedded agents intervene in trainee workflows before mistakes occur, eliminating the need for your supervision.
Month 19 · D-Day
The hiring pipeline is fully automated and your login credentials are revoked for maximum productivity.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.7%
82%
Time spent repeating yourself
14%
Trainee attention retention
47
Standardized errors per week
Your severance
A PDF copy of the manual you just wrote.
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