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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsYou are a professional box-ticker for a government-mandated paperwork treadmill.
Govt-funded checkbox enthusiast and professional meeting-haver.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating the paper trail to nowhere.
bzzt.youAI▸ AUDITBOT COMPLIANCE-SUITE▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
validates compliance logs without human supervision
You track learner progress and conduct mandated monthly compliance check-ins to satisfy apprenticeship levy regulations.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a learner is lying about doing the work by their tone.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Learner portal automatically captures all progress evidence and activity.
Month 4
System flags missing signatures and inconsistent hours without your intervention.
Month 8
Conversational agents conduct monthly progress reviews with natural language.
Month 12
Government inspectors accept machine-verified logs as sole legal proof.
Month 13 · D-Day
The administrative layer of the apprenticeship is fully autonomous.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
99%
Compliance checklists cleared
Excessive
Coffee-break duration
High
Levy-fund wastage
Your severance
A PDF certificate of your own redundancy.
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