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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou curate human potential with spreadsheets that belong in a museum.
Professional dream-weaver and compliance-enforcer for local youth.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated pipeline for matching students to labor.
brr.you▸ ENROLLMENTLOGIC CORE V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters ten thousand applicants per second
You hunt for school leavers, match them to trade programs, and manage complex government funding compliance paperwork daily.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a student is lying about their motivation during an interview.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI scrapers begin identifying high-intent candidates from social media activity.
Month 4
Video agents conduct initial screenings and grade personality fit instantly.
Month 10
Software automatically files all government paperwork and verifies candidate data.
Month 15
A self-service portal replaces your cold calls to local businesses.
Month 19 · D-Day
The department is dissolved as the algorithm handles all placements.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
99.8 percent
Average matching accuracy
Zero
Compliance audit failures
400 percent
Applicant conversion rate
Your severance
One lifetime subscription to a defunct job board.
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