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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
April 29, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou are just a glorified spellcheck for broken code snippets.
Writing security policies nobody reads in YAML.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated patching for the lazy coder.
no no noyou▸ SECUREGATE AI V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
patches critical vulnerabilities before the build finishes
You spend all day scanning code for flaws and begging developers to actually fix their security bugs.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why a specific business logic flaw is actually dangerous.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models filter out the thousands of noise alerts automatically.
Month 3
Bots automatically generate pull requests for identified security weaknesses.
Month 6
Security rules become hard gates in the pipeline execution code.
Month 12
Cloud environments rotate keys and fix configs without human oversight.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access tokens are revoked as the security agent assumes control.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
94 percent
Jira tickets ignored
12 weekly
Hours spent arguing
14,000 hourly
False positive alerts
Your severance
One free lifetime subscription to a generic password manager.
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