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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace AppSec Manager jobs? · Latest report #3fd8m95g
Your job has an expiration date
December 11, 2027
In 13 monthsYour job is just explaining why the build is still broken.
Professional gatekeeper of the development pipeline
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated security policy enforcement
split.youAI▸ SECUFLOW AGENT V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
patches your dependencies while you sleep
You chase developers to patch vulnerabilities and manage security scanners. You spend all day writing risk assessment reports.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the build broke at 3am.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI scanners replace your manual alert triaging process.
Month 4
Bots automatically push library fixes to dev branches.
Month 8
Machines generate and enforce all compliance documentation.
Month 12
Your management layer is folded into a dashboard.
Month 13 · D-Day
Human input is fully restricted to read-only mode.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
84 per week
Jira tickets closed
12 hours weekly
Meaningless meetings
99 percent
Risk false positives
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium noise-cancelling headphones.
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