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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace AppSec Product Manager jobs? · Latest report #86mmw2wv
Your job has an expiration date
January 16, 2028
In 15 monthsYou translate bank security needs into tickets that nobody actually reads.
Professional cat-herder for developers and regulators
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing tickets faster than you can blink
blub.you▸ AUDITBOT FINANCIAL 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 15 MONTHSAI's Special Power
silences developers with automated compliance enforcement
You spend days juggling vulnerability backlogs and explaining to developers why security compliance is not an optional suggestion.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain exactly which compliance checkbox requires this specific, frustrating security configuration.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An AI agent automatically assigns and prioritizes every incoming security ticket.
Month 4
Automated guardrails prevent non-compliant code from entering the deployment pipeline.
Month 8
Executive dashboards generate themselves without you writing a single slide.
Month 12
Autonomous agents handle all tool license renewals and vendor negotiations.
Month 15 · D-Day
Your account is disabled and the product roadmap is now self-optimizing.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
too high
Jira ticket volume
constant
Developer eye rolls
zero
Policy documents read
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-regulated industry.
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