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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsFeeding plastic fish doesn't require a master's degree in biology.
Water quality expert, fish advisor, part-time tank scrubber.
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Perfect parameters for every tank, every time.
ow.you▸ AQUABOT RETAIL-FLOW 200▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calibrates water chemistry with cold, perfect precision
You spend your days testing water chemistry and recommending expensive filters to people who will kill their goldfish.
The one thing AI can't do
You can look a customer in the eye and pretend their bowl isn't too small.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors replace your chemical drops with instant digital readouts.
Month 5
Robotic grippers clean gravel and scrape glass during off-hours.
Month 13
Inventory management software automates ordering and prevents over-stocking.
Year 1.9
An interactive kiosk suggests fish based on tank volume data.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The shop goes fully automated; human advice is now obsolete.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
62 percent
Average fish survival rate
daily
Ammonia spike alerts
400 yearly
Hours spent cleaning gravel
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium decorative plastic seaweed.
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