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October 22, 2031
In 5 yearsFish medicine is just fancy plumbing with scales and more water.
Professional fish listener and offshore antibiotic dispenser.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Drowning the need for biological medical intervention.
split.youAI▸ AQUAVET SCANNER 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 5 YEARSAI's Special Power
scans entire schools for pathogens instantly
You monitor fish health, manage disease outbreaks, and perform surgical procedures on aquatic life in large pens.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically distinguish a sick fish from a merely sleepy one.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Underwater cameras and AI sensors replace your visual health checks.
Month 12
Robotic arms take biological samples to replace your manual testing.
Year 2
Decision software handles vaccination schedules based on real-time data.
Year 3
Precision micro-bots take over the delicate tissue procedures you perform.
Year 5 · D-Day
The system runs the farm without you ever leaving the office.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
12,000
Fish examined per hour
Zero
Antibiotic dosage errors
0.4
Seconds to diagnose sea lice
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium fish sticks.
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