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December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsCataloging eight legs is easy when you have zero social life.
Field researcher currently afraid of his own data
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Mapping every silk thread with cold precision.
split.you▸ WEBSCANNER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
catalogues every abdomen in a two-mile radius
You spend days tracking spider webs and classifying species in the field. Your office is mostly damp basements.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense which spider bite will actually kill the lead researcher.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
High-res sensors monitor every web movement in the woods.
Month 7
Image recognition software classifies every specimen faster than human eyes.
Month 16
Micro-drones enter the caves so you do not have to.
Year 2.2
An AI agent writes your papers using real field data.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
Your boots are recycled into better-performing sensors.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
4
spiders identified per hour
12
average bug bites
402
total career panic attacks
Your severance
A magnifying glass and a box of dead flies.
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