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October 21, 2034
In 8 yearsGravity is the only thing keeping your job from being automated.
Professional tree-swinger with a high-stakes fear of heights.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Pruning without the precarious climbing.
pop?you▸ ARBOR-MECH X1▸ RARITY · EPIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 8 YEARSAI's Special Power
removes canopy hazards using targeted laser saws
You prune, fell, and inspect hazardous trees using ropes, harnesses, and chainsaws at dangerous heights.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the structural integrity of a rotting limb just by touch.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map tree rot and structural weakness from the air.
Month 15
Small spider-bots crawl limbs to clear deadwood autonomously.
Year 3
AI predicts precise fall lines for complex limb removal.
Year 5
Large automated cranes take over the dangerous final felling.
Year 8 · D-Day
Human climbers are officially restricted to ornamental oversight only.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
850
Trees climbed per year
45
Average branch weight (lbs)
Extreme
Safety hazard risk rating
Your severance
One complimentary set of climbing spikes and rope.
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