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October 20, 2033
In 7 yearsGravity is the only thing currently keeping your job relevant.
Human-shaped aerial risk mitigation specialist
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Precision pruning without the limb liability.
help!youAI▸ ARBORSENTRY MK IV▸ RARITY · EPIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 7 YEARSAI's Special Power
rigs aerial platforms with perfect tension
You climb heights to trim, prune, and remove hazardous timber. It involves chainsaws, ropes, rigging, and constant exposure to falling debris.
The one thing AI can't do
You can judge the structural integrity of a rotting branch by feel alone.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 12
Lidar-equipped drones scan the canopy to build 3D structural load maps for every tree.
Month 13
Smart pulleys and motorized winches automate the lowering of heavy logs safely to the ground.
Year 3
Robotic arms equipped with force-feedback sensors execute precision cuts on unstable, tangled branches.
Year 5
Spider-like robotic platforms replace human climbers for safe, stable movement within the upper crown.
Year 7 · D-Day
Fully autonomous arboreal maintenance systems handle all operations without a single human hazard.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
110dB
Average chainsaw noise level
Weekly
Gravity-related near misses
Manual
Current limb removal accuracy
Your severance
A blunt handsaw and a voucher for physical therapy.
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