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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsCarefully cleaning dirt off rocks while robots do it at scale.
Dust-wielder, pottery-classifier, and professional dirt-shifter.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Cleaning history with surgical precision.
sluurp.you▸ RELICSCANNER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
catalogues ten thousand shards per hour
You spend days washing, marking, and cataloging artifacts. The history you handle is mostly dust and broken pottery shards.
The one thing AI can't do
You can identify a pottery sherd's origin by the grit and feel of the clay.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
High-res sensors start auto-tagging your photos with better accuracy.
Month 4
Ultrasonic baths replace your hands for cleaning dirt off fragile finds.
Month 15
Conveyor systems automatically categorize bone shards by mass and density.
Year 1.9
Your spreadsheets become real-time database entries managed by local AI.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The lab runs itself and you are officially history.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
12,400
Average brush strokes daily
3.2 percent
Artifacts mislabeled annually
4 cups
Boredom-induced coffee consumption
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a digital archive.
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