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December 1, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthYou spend years digging for history only to be historical yourself.
Professional dirt-sifter and master of the Munsell color chart.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Mapping the past without the dirt.
glub.youAI▸ DIGISIGHT GROUND-SCANNER X1▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
filters lidar data to identify buried structures
You survey land for artifacts and excavate test pits. Then you write reports about buried trash.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a soil color change actually matters instead of just being mud.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Autonomous drones map topography and detect anomalies beneath the topsoil.
Month 12
Image-recognition sensors classify shards and bones instantly on conveyor belts.
Year 2.1
Large language models generate perfect compliance reports for government regulators.
Year 3.1
Small-scale precision excavators perform delicate soil removal without human error.
Year 4 · D-Day
You are replaced by a solar-powered scanner that never needs water.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.4%
2,000 yearly
Average shovel hours
human-glacial
Artifact identification speed
industrial-grade
Coffee consumption rate
Your severance
A plastic trowel and a map of local unemployment offices.
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