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May 15, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsDigging up the past to avoid facing your own future obsolescence.
Professional dirt-sifter and label-maker for dead empires.
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History, perfectly indexed without the dusty ego.
nom.you▸ CHRONOS-SORT 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
catalogues ten thousand fragments in one hour
You interpret ancient material culture and manage fragile museum collections. Soon, algorithms will classify artifacts more accurately.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the irrational patience to brush dirt off a pot for three weeks.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
High-resolution cameras map every excavation site in 3D.
Month 9
Neural networks replace your clipboard with instant object classification.
Month 17
Precision gantry systems gently extract remains without human tremor.
Year 2.1
Software manages all museum climate data and display rotations.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
The machine takes over the final brush-stroke of history.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4.2 percent
Artifacts Misidentified
2 Gallons
Coffee Consumed Per Find
98 percent
Storage Space Waste
Your severance
A lifetime pass to the museum gift shop.
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