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Your job has an expiration date
December 30, 2028
In 2 years, 2 monthsCataloging the past while your future is archived by a server.
Historical data cruncher who prefers the past to today.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning dirt into data faster than you can.
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digitizes entire dig sites overnight
You digitize fragmented historical artifacts and analyze data patterns. You turn physical findings into structured digital datasets.
The one thing AI can't do
You can touch a broken pot and somehow know it meant something to someone.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Optical scanners capture every artifact shape in high resolution.
Month 4
Algorithms categorize your ceramic shards without needing a human.
Month 11
Large language models write your thesis chapters in seconds.
Month 20
Robotic arms handle the excavation and site mapping duties.
Year 2.2 · D-Day
Your research role is marked as complete and inactive.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
Zero per hour
Average shards processed
Eight centuries
Paperwork delay
Infinite speed
AI scanning speed
Your severance
A lifetime pass to the museum's gift shop.
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