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October 13, 2066
In 40 yearsConverting your flock to algorithmic devotion one sermon at a time.
Shepherd of the digital flock, master of the vestments.
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sluurp.you▸ BISHOPCORE V9.0▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 40 YEARSAI's Special Power
delivers infallible sermons to empty cathedrals
You manage ecclesiastical bureaucracy and deliver moral guidance to the faithful. Your office is largely legacy software.
The one thing AI can't do
You can offer genuine comfort during a crisis that isn't just a pre-recorded loop.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 7
Language models begin drafting your sermons based on historical doctrine.
Year 9
Software manages all parish records and clergy disciplinary files automatically.
Year 17
Holographic projections handle all ceremonial rites for remote parishioners.
Year 29
Smart building sensors replace the need for physical facility oversight.
Year 40 · D-Day
The BishopCore v9.0 central server assumes all remaining spiritual authority.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
99.9% uptime
Parishioner retention rate
zero
Moral ambiguity handled
Optimised to 5ms
Sermon length
Your severance
One free pass to the digital afterlife server.
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