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June 28, 2029
In 2 years, 8 monthsSelling kinetic death is inefficient when an algorithm decides the target.
Professional geopolitical chaos manager and paperwork enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Frictionless logistics for lethal assets.
ow.youAI▸ CONTRACTBROKER V9.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 8 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates international arms export compliance
You broker deals for hardware and munitions while navigating international compliance, permits, and messy geopolitical client relationships.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one capable of smoothing over a volatile client with a drink.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart software models replace the manual filing of export paperwork.
Month 5
Algorithms scrape and bid on global procurement contracts automatically.
Month 13
Sensors and analytics handle logistics without human middle-men intervention.
Year 1.9
A conversational engine handles basic deal terms and client queries.
Year 2.7 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of the final sales loop.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.6%
15,000
Sanctions checks per hour
Zero
Human ethical pauses
Instant
Deal closure speed
Your severance
A decommissioned bunker and a one-way flight.
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