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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Armed Security Officer jobs? · Latest report #5hx3zdmu
Your job has an expiration date
October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsYour badge is just a decorative accessory for a future power outage.
Professional lobby walker and occasional door-propper.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
No heartbeat, no hesitation, no lunch breaks.
ow.youAI▸ SENTINEL-Z TACTICAL HUB▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
scans crowds for micro-expressions of panic
You pace corridors and intimidate the public to keep property quiet. You are basically a expensive door alarm.
The one thing AI can't do
You can judge a person's intent by the way they walk through a lobby.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Cameras start flagging trespassers before you even notice them.
Month 6
Wheeled units take over the dullest parts of your perimeter route.
Month 15
Human guards are moved to a desk to watch monitors instead.
Year 2
Liability insurance updates to cover AI-led crowd dispersal tactics.
Year 3 · D-Day
A locker clean-out notice is auto-emailed to your phone.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.2%
12,400
Average steps per shift
Zero
Number of actual threats
4,120
Hours spent staring blankly
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our security alert app.
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