Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Armored Car Driver jobs? · Latest report #7bfnpk2f
Your job has an expiration date
October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsTrading your steering wheel for a slightly more expensive camera.
Professional heavy hauler of literal bags of money
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
The path is set, the gold is safe.
help!youAI▸ SECUREMOVE TRANSIT 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
secures high-value assets without checking the mirrors
You drive heavy trucks to bank branches to drop off cash bags and pick up heavy coins.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a parking spot is about to open.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart route planning software tells you exactly where to park.
Month 7
Automated electronic bolts replace the manual heavy vault keys.
Month 16
Dispatch monitors the vehicle interior with AI vision sensors.
Year 2.2
Lidar-guided vans take over the city driving maneuvers.
Year 3 · D-Day
The driver seat is removed to make room for more cash.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.1%
4 cups
Coffee consumed before 6am
900 weekly
Bags of coin lugged
120 flat
Seconds spent in the vault
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your favorite caffeine brand.
Discussion
