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October 25, 2029
In 3 yearsBolting polycarbonates to steel shells is a chore for a machine.
Industrial glazier, professional frame-wrangler, future vintage relic.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect alignment, zero human error, infinite protection.
oof.youAI▸ BALLISTX-5000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
calibrates ballistic seals in nanoseconds
You integrate ballistic-rated glass into tactical vehicle frames. Precision and structural integrity are your primary concerns.
The one thing AI can't do
You intuitively sense when a frame is warped just enough to crack the glass.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors map existing frame deformities to optimize glass fitment before human intervention begins.
Month 8
Vision-guided arms take over the heavy lifting of multi-layered laminate panels to reduce strain.
Month 20
Precision nozzles apply urethane adhesive beads with zero waste and perfect consistency.
Year 2.3
Digital torque wrenches ensure every bolt meets strict safety standards without human error.
Year 3 · D-Day
The gantry unit autonomously seals the entire fleet, removing all human personnel from the bay.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
99.9%
Seal integrity
4 hours
Average install time
1.2 tons
Weight lifted per day
Your severance
One complimentary set of non-bulletproof luxury sunglasses.
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