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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour trade is global conflict, ours is algorithmic efficiency.
Professional facilitator of kinetic diplomatic resolutions.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Logistics without the morality overhead.
bzzt.you▸ MUNITIONFLOW PRO-4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
bypasses export controls using real-time sentiment analysis
You facilitate global munitions sales and navigate complex international regulatory compliance. We just automate the paperwork.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when a government official gets nervous about the delivery.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 11
Automated vision models replace manual end-user verification checks.
Week 10
Smart agents handle all export license filing without errors.
Month 5
Algorithms forecast conflict regions better than any human source.
Month 11
Supply chain drones optimize delivery routes avoiding all human oversight.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system executes the final transaction without requiring human intervention.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.6%
14,000
Geopolitical friction points ignored
99.9%
Compliance loopholes mapped
0%
Ethical hesitation detected
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-extradition country.
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