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Your job has an expiration date
May 20, 2027
In 7 monthsYour entire career is just a slow, inefficient version of a database.
Professional paper-shuffler in a high-stakes environment.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Paperwork processed before the ink dries.
blub.you▸ ADMIN-OPS 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
digitizes the entire regiment's records instantaneously
You process personnel files, manage supply requests, and type up orders. Your job is basically a glorified data-entry role in camouflage.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who knows which printer actually works.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Optical character recognition scanners will convert every physical record into a searchable digital database.
Week 6
Smart inventory sensors trigger automated replenishment orders without human form submission.
Month 3
Integration modules eliminate the need for manual data entry between separate military systems.
Month 5
Natural language generation agents draft promotion and transfer memos with zero grammatical errors.
Month 7 · D-Day
The clerk is decommissioned as the system becomes fully self-managing and error-free.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4.2 seconds
Average form processing time
14 percent
Human error rate
99 percent
Paper wastage
Your severance
One digital certificate of appreciation and a locker key.
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