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October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsYour mastery of federal statutes is easily matched by a vector database.
Master of obscure federal code and government liability.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Disputes resolved before the hearing starts.
glub.youAI▸ LEXCORPS 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
finds loopholes in three seconds flat
Reviewing environmental impact permits and contract disputes for public infrastructure projects.
The one thing AI can't do
You can look a judge in the eye and pretend you believe your own argument.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
LexCorps digitizes your entire archive of federal case law.
Month 5
AI systems begin drafting standard motions without human oversight.
Month 13
Smart contracts replace your manual dispute resolution processes.
Year 2.1
Regulatory compliance is handled by real-time predictive modeling.
Year 3 · D-Day
LexCorps processes the final permit and closes your office.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
4000 per hour
Pages of discovery read
100 percent
Contract errors caught
Zero
Billable hours generated
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to Westlaw and a stern letter.
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