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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour skills at resetting passwords are now a legacy feature.
S6 specialist, protector of the cursed server closet.
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Automated tactical link maintenance and encryption.
oof.youAI▸ NETCOMMAND-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
rewires the tactical network in milliseconds
You manage network configurations, troubleshoot hardware, and secure tactical communications for field units.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically troubleshoot a cable that someone kicked in the dark.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
User accounts and permissions are now generated by identity software.
Month 4
Sensors identify failing hardware modules before you even walk over.
Month 8
Routing protocols now dynamically reroute traffic without manual intervention.
Month 13
Satellite links now auto-configure based on terrain and signal strength.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your terminal is disconnected and you are reassigned to logistics.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
0.02 seconds
Ticket response time
99.999 percent
Network uptime
Zero
Manual patches applied
Your severance
One lifetime subscription to a VPN service.
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