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October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsGravity is eventually going to be outsourced to a better, cheaper drone.
Professional gravity-tester and expert in aggressive terrain navigation.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Superior infiltration without the bruising.
bzzt.youAI▸ DROPLINK TACTICAL SUITE V9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
drops precision payloads with zero impact risk
Execute high-altitude jumps, secure landing zones, and conduct tactical operations in hostile, unpredictable environments.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the chaotic instinct required to improvise when the plan falls apart mid-air.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Auto-deploy sensors replace human judgement during descent patterns.
Month 6
Lidar-equipped units scan landing zones before human arrival.
Month 13
Automated delivery pods replace infantry gear drops entirely.
Year 2.1
Small, disposable tactical drones handle zone reconnaissance without risk.
Year 4 · D-Day
Autonomous jump units eliminate the need for human boots.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.5%
1250 feet
Avg Jump Altitude
120 lbs
Pack Weight Capacity
Excessive
Landing Impact Force
Your severance
A commemorative parachute silk pocket square.
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