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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsYour rifle does not need a soul to hit the target.
Professional grunt, expert at waiting in line.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Follows orders without needing a lunch break.
oof.youAI▸ INFANTRYUNIT-X1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
executes tactical maneuvers with perfect timing
You perform repetitive drill, guard duty, equipment maintenance, and field maneuvers under constant orders from superior officers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still interpret nuanced intent behind an unclear order from a superior.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors track rifle wear to alert for instant replacement.
Month 5
Fixed camera rigs and thermal sensors replace static guard shifts.
Month 13
Unmanned ground units begin basic patrol and logistical support tasks.
Year 2.1
Officers issue commands directly to AI units via digital stream.
Year 3 · D-Day
Combat duties transition entirely to autonomous, non-sleeping machine systems.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
400 yearly
Hours spent cleaning rifle
99.9 percent
Accuracy under stress
Excessive
Coffee intake rate
Your severance
One free decommissioned surplus helmet.
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