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October 21, 2031
In 5 yearsManaging soldiers is just middle management with more push-ups, sergeant.
Professional cat-herder with high-speed tactical anxiety.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total tactical compliance, zero human error.
split.you▸ PLATOONOPTIMA V9.4▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 5 YEARSAI's Special Power
enforces standard operating procedure across all units
You oversee platoon training, equipment maintenance, and personnel administration. You enforce standards while juggling complex logistical field requirements.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the irrational charisma required to make people run toward danger for free.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors track every piece of gear so you stop counting.
Month 15
Algorithms handle the performance paperwork with zero human bias.
Year 2.5
VR systems take over all mandatory field drills and briefings.
Year 3.8
Integrated software decides the mission path without any debate.
Year 5 · D-Day
You are replaced by a centralized command decision node.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
Excessive
Coffee consumption frequency
Infinite
Paperwork load
Variable
Disciplinary incident rate
Your severance
One digital plaque and a lifetime of knees issues.
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