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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour eye for taste is just a pattern matching algorithm waiting.
Professional gatekeeper of taste for the bored elite.
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Curating your collection with zero ego.
help!youAI▸ CANVASCRITIC AI▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
predicts market crashes before the paint dries
You track market trends to tell wealthy people which expensive canvases will decorate their walls for tax reasons.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why a splash of red is worth millions to a skeptical buyer.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The AI scrapes every auction record to map price histories.
Month 4
High-res cameras at art fairs map every booth instantly.
Month 8
Algorithms predict which artists will trend based on social signals.
Month 13
Bots finalize acquisition contracts with gallery sales teams autonomously.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your collector stops calling you and starts checking the app.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
99.9% accurate
Investment ROI predictions
0 dollars
Lunch meeting expense
500 virtual
Exhibitions visited per hour
Your severance
A digital jpeg of a blue circle.
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